Is it wrong that the hippie lady is the only woman I can remember on the show, except for Heidi of course? I am SUCH. A FAG.

I noticed in the past few months something had been missing in my life. Something orange and mostly played out. Last night I realized it was Michael Korange. Another season of his catch phrases like: "M.O.B. mother of the bride" and "matchy-matchy." Oh and the uproarious laughter when Hedi says things like "It looked like her dress was pooing fabric".

How does he get so orange? I used to think it was spray on tan, but last night I'm pretty sure I detected some Cheeto dust on his jacket.

So some notes on the designers:

I agree, Geof, Rami is hot. His dress reminded me of very much of a '70s Halston. Since I suffer from Hebrew Fever, I will enjoy watching him, and may even touch myself while doing so. I hope I don't hate him by the third episode. I can be so mercurial.

Christian: At first I was like, is that Lupe Vidal's little sister? Why is she in the boy's room? Oh, it's not Lupe's little sister? Wow. I mean wow. Love how he dropped Alexander McQueen and Vivienne Westwood names. Sorry Christian, that doesn't excuse your hair. I hate his hair. I'm going to cut his hair if ever I see him. No doubt his bitchy commentary will simultaneously amuse me while fanning the flames of my contempt.

Jack: The ab-guy. I too can't wait to see him cry. Geof, that makes us mean! He needs some Sculptra treatments on his busted face. Maybe that's what he starts crying about. I've seen on some blogs where people are already fawning over him. I wonder how many times they're going to show him in just his underwear. We should start a betting pool.

Carmen: a former model. You don't say? Judging by her hair I say she grew up idolizing the Pointer Sisters. Wait; isn't she old enough to be a Pointer Sister? Wasn't Zulema a former model too? Her personality reminds me of Zulema or maybe more like Zulema's alter-ego: Shetenge!

Chris: How sad was it seeing him have to run across the lawn? Thirty minutes later he made it to the tents. They better have a defibrillator charged up and ready to go. It was like watching the portly kid in gym class. It made me sad. I remember seeing his work here in SF. I loved what he did with "Christmas with the Crawfords" at the Castro Theater back in the day. Plus he once dressed up as Mrs. Butterworth-- which was one of the best costumes I'd ever seen in my life. Much quirky designer love goes out to Chris even though his bio portrait makes him look like the love child of a goateed Otho (Glenn Shadix) from "Beetlejuice" and the departed former "Price is Right" announcer Roddy Rod.

Steven: apparently Laura Bennett from Season 3 and Emmett McCarthy from Season 2 got together and had a baby! She's so fertile but who knew Emmett had it in him? I was a little creped out by his video where he was sketching the nude and joked about wishing he had remembered that guys phone number. Steven having sex is something I never want to image. Squishy face. I wonder if he's related to Renee Zellweger?

Kevin: I think is attractive. Of course this doesn't matter. His dress was ugly. I'm glad he told all of America he was straight. However get a few beers into him and... He's sharing a room with a gaggle of gays-- he doesn't stand a chance.

Kit: did y'all know her alias "Kit Pistol" is trademarked? That says it all.

Marion: Who? Were you in the show? Oh you have a flower shop? So does my mom. You two can be friends!

Sweet P: I want to see Mean P! She was part of an all women biker group (gang)? Awesome. I hope she cuts someone. I hope she made Jack cry. There's something about a mid-forties woman all tatted up that makes me super happy.

Victorya: I love tinfoil flowers! They are so not M.O.B. However the spelling of your name is totally M.O.B.-lame.

Ricky: One of 14 kids in a two room house? Aye-aye-aye. Not impressed by his baby doll dress. He bored me.

Jillian: blah. I don't remember her. She said something about working for Ralph Lauren, no? Snooze.

Elisa: She imbued her silk with grass stains. Ok. She's quirky-- I get it. I bet she has a marionette Realdoll type lover. Now that would interest me very much.

And the designer that got cut (to be read in PeeWee Herman's voice) Au Revoir Simone!

Does anyone think Tim's catchphrases are going to be played down this season-- at least by him?

Oh, and how many more sponsors can Project Runway get? Jeebus-- it's turning into that scene from "Wayne's World" with all the product placements and shout outs.

Yay, after being in Vancouver visiting friends last week I finally caught up with 2 PRs in a row tonight.
I was almost giddy. (I also caught up with Survivor, ANTM, and other shows. My eyes hurt now).

I think this season is going to be fun and bitchy. And a lot of tears will be shed (in fact, have already been shed) by the new Andre clone, whatever his name is . . .

I am sooooo behind on funway but I am soooo happy a new season has started!!! all this misplaced fashion rage, criticism can be therapeutic!!!